The I Love Lucy and Keely Show

Where Are They Now?

2006-06-23T22:13:00.000-07:00

I thought i'd just do a quick update for those of you who are wondering "whatever happened to those two charming witty sexy girls who wrote that insightful and eloquent blog that i read every day but never left a comment coz i was too shy?" Well we got SICK of blogs and decided to find ourselves a couple of lives. Even though we didn't, the love affair with the blog was over. Now I was just reading these posts and I'd like everyone to know we're different now. I got a fringe. A few months later so did keely. I bought a new pair of jeans. Keely probably did too but im not completely sure about that. Keely got her full liscence. We saw the Rolling Stones at Western Springs and that was kicky. And we've got tix for the Yeah Yeah Yeahs and the Strokes! Sandford is still a weener last time we checked. The end

photos..

2006-02-12T19:45:00.000-08:00

hahahaha I fouund this on the comp its my lil sis Briana
hahaha oh she will kill me hahaha . look at the text shes added hahhaha

me n Lucy at Big day out!

Big Day Out Photos

2006-02-12T19:38:00.000-08:00

Big Day Out Photos!
The Sneaks>>>>

The Go! Team

The Subways
(note the lead singer jumping around on the amps!)
The White Stripes
The Subways

Shame on Lucy

2006-02-11T23:58:00.002-08:00

The most embarassing moment of Lucy's life was the other day, as we were walking to school, and there was a 10 cent coin on the street and she was like, "OMG 10 cents" and I was like " hahaha are you gonna pick that up? Its only 10 cents!" and she was like "YEAH!" and I was like "ooooohk you poor bugger". The she was like "ahem" and I looked to see her pulling at the pavement, where a 10 cent coin was glued.
Sucked in... and for 10 cents.
Shame Lucy. Shame

Shame on Lucy

2006-02-11T23:58:00.001-08:00

Bigggggggggggggg Day Outttttttttteaaaaaaaa

2006-01-22T15:12:00.000-08:00

Big Day Out was so so so so AWESOME!!!!
The bus ride was long, and we thought we might never get there, cos the bus kept circling Erricson Stadium, and circling and circling.......
BUT we finally got in and joined the throngs of people lined up for the toilets!
The first band we went to see was the Greenhornes, who are Jack Whites favourite band, although we didn't see him in the crowd!
Then we went to see the Subways, who were so cute! And so active, my god, they had beans in there pants.
Kings of Leon were AMAZING! Sounded exactly like the CD though, and not to mention Kate Sylvester dancing like a fish out of water and beating me and Lucy black and blue!
More later i gotttttta jet!

Meg and Jack Simpson!

2006-01-15T19:02:00.000-08:00

Meg and Jack White are gonna be in the simpsons!!! Dam thats cool. Meeeeeeeaaanwhile, we're gonna see them in JUST A FEW DAYS. I watched 'Under Blackpool Lights' again last night and it got me very, very excited.

Karma karma karma karmeleon

2006-01-14T14:39:00.000-08:00

What is happening to this world? The Karma is all screwed up! I donate to charity! Sometimes... and what do i get in return? A night with Antonia and my car broken into. Not to mention my friends brother... urgh.
Poor Abigail, I always forget how young she is. I'm a year and a month older then her. She goes out with a total dickwad, but I think she's too afraid to dump him.
And OMG Antonia. She would drive a saint mad. She's so incrediably annoying.
Annnnyways, so Big Day Out is in a week.
Less than a week.
4 and a bit days.
SO EXCITING!
I'll put lotsa pictures on here when I get back. Of me and Lucy and the STARS!
Yusss.
We'll be seeing Meg and Jack soon.
As long as Meg isn't drunk, and Jack's vocal cords are all better, poor baby!

Come and see my Show!

2006-01-11T16:58:00.000-08:00

Look there's a show all about meeeeee!!

Fun in the Sun

2006-01-10T12:31:00.001-08:00

It's sunny!!
I want to be at the beach, working on my tan!
But instead, I am stuck in poo Hamilton.
Big Day Out is so soon! It's so exciting!
I won't even tell you how much I have watched How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.
It's still one of my favourite movies!
You're so vain....
A truer word was never said.

First Impression? It's SHIT

2006-01-05T13:45:00.000-08:00

Nooooo why did i buy it? I KNEW i should have ordered in that Tom Vek but noooo i just had 2 spend my cd voucher on a piece of poop. Why did they do this to me? I was so disappointed i nearly cried. I actually got sick to death of his voice, that never happens, it just droned on and on and on. ALRITE i get it! You drink, you love/hate the city, you've got nothing to say. You don't have to tell me OVER AND OVER again! It's so slooow and sluggish. I want is this it back! So this is the last EVER Strokes picture on this blog from me, enjoy. Okay we'll make it three. But from now on they're dead to me!

Flying Visit To Hamildog

2006-01-04T11:26:00.000-08:00

We're back in the big smoke for a coupla days which means i can do wonderful town things like watch tv and have a pressurised shower and go into town and get a frap and talk to people on the phone and stay a million miles away from any children because i have discovered i hate children. Joy! Not that i don't love Waihi of course, Waihizzle is the shizzle, i just luuurve the beach, but then again i do have a few constructive criticisms to make. First ban all children. And second, STOP MAKING ALL THE GIGS AT WAIHI R18!!! It kills me it really does. First there was katchafire last week that i missed which was sad, but what really hurts is that its the datsuns are tomorrow and im not allowed in! Boo i hate being underage. i really need to get me a fake id. i wonder how anal the waihi hotel would be anyway?

No not these datsuns lol...

these ones. Dayum Dolf!

Xmas is over, It is over...

2005-12-31T13:25:00.000-08:00

Me and Tess got a digital camera for chrissy! So i thort id put on some christmas day pics. Up the top is my cousin Sam, then Nanas dog Spot, Tessa and Sam, My cousins beating up my other cousin with badminton raquets, Leos graffitid fone, Leo fallin off Emmas trike! haha! Will and Emma.

Its tricky to rock a rhyme

2005-12-27T22:21:00.000-08:00

Merry Xmas and Happy New Year!
Lucy's off soaking up the sun in Waihi! Jealous!
I'm not going to see the sea until Saturday!
Woop Woop, xmas was awesome! I got my big day out ticket, and clothes and makeup and jewlery and playstation games, lol!!! What a nerd! hahaha
But in defence, if you haven't played eye toy, the ps2 game, it's more then just a game, my whole family is in agony! It's really physically taxing! haha
Just thought I'd bare my nerdy side to the world!
Omg but we also got singstar80s which is so so so so so much fun!
Jitterbug... and tricky... you know that song, It's tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time. It's tricky. It's t-t-t-t-tricky. Awesome.
Let me tell you...
The Jitterbug song has the CUTEST video, ol' georgy does some adorable dancing!
Thats DMC

yea yaaaa

King Kong

2005-12-22T12:20:00.000-08:00

I went to see King Kong yesterday!
SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!
OMG! I was just as scared as I was in the Grudge or the Ring.
That is a scary movie I'm telling you.
But also sad! I cried! Poor ol' Kingy, all he ever wanted was somebody to love! He was just a lonely, misunderstood soul.
I don't know how you make a giant ape look sad, but they managed it!

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Before
After

Hairy McClary

Tee Hee

2005-12-21T16:37:00.000-08:00

Hahahahahahaha! Funny shit. I especially love maddox in the team aniston t shirt. lil rebel!

Christmas Time, mistletoe and wine...

2005-12-18T14:18:00.000-08:00

I found my password!!!
Im in! Yusssss....
Anywho, so my Mom got me a Big Day Out ticket, but now it's a lil sad. Because my bro and sis have these HUGE and I'm talking HUGE boxes under the tree from Mom and Dad and then my sister gave me my present from them, and it was a little, little envelope that almost got lost in the floorboards. It's not size that counts, right!? RIGHT!?
Right, because Big Day Out is gonna be AWESOME!
Well, I'm gonna go... do nothing, I can't deny it !

I'ts Begginning To Look Alot Like Christmas...

2005-12-17T12:33:00.000-08:00

Ahem, yeah.They're still cool guys. Santa hats are cool, honest. And Nikolai rocks that scarf. ANYWAY it IS nearly christmas and i haven't even BEGUN buying stuff for people, but there still, what? A week left? And i can just skip around centre place and downtown plaza to all the lovely christmas tunes spreading light and joy. Ha, you thought i was being sarcastic, BUT I WASN"T nah nah. Christmas music is the shizzle. I'm not one of those sad people who are all "argh christmas music MY EARS caught on fire, o just KILL ME NOW, o god it makes me wanna vomit on the CANDY CANE display and runover little children, burn in hell santa" etc etc. I lurve it. I'm only 16 i haven't heard it enough to get jaded. ITS COOL. So go on, go get "The greatest christmas album in the world ever," all the cool kids are.

2005-12-03T00:52:00.000-08:00

im bored i am SO bored.
just kill me

THATS Why

2005-12-01T13:05:00.000-08:00

For the reason why i didn't go to gym, see previously stipulated whinging

And I Wonder... When I Sing Along With DAVE

2005-12-01T12:55:00.000-08:00

"If everything could feel this real for ever, If anything could ever feel this good again...." Ah! It was soooo... um, AWESOME. I never use that word cause i hate it, BUT i can't think of anything else to say about it, it really was! All the people, in a big tent, singing along to all the words, jumping up and down, jumping on my feet... HOT! Dave Grohl said we were the most fuckin rowdy crowd he'd ever had. He swore on his sweet mothers eyes, guys. So you know he wasn't lying. I LOVE LIVE MUSIC. Very much.

So that was O for Awesome on the highest level, but that was a few days ago and now it's thursday and i have a GROSS COLD. My nose feels like it is twice as big as usual, and i can actualy FEEL it PULSING. Do you know what i mean? Like DUHnum DUHnum DUHnum. I know. Erlack. And i have a headache. The worst thing about a cold, i find, is that you can't close your mouth when you sleep so it goes all dry, and your tongue gigantifys and your lips chap. I realise that it is JUST A COLD and that i'm not dying (like a certain chubbster on home and away(not that i watch it)) but i can't help complaining, even though no one wants to hear about big noses etc. Plus i have to practise TYPING for my JOB INTERVIEW tomorrow.

Aaaaaaaand I'm done.

P.S You like us, you really like us??? Then comment on the posts or ill just give up again. I'm a lazy, lazy person everybody. I need positive reinforcement.

2005-11-30T00:57:00.000-08:00

OMG I didn't know people actually read this blog!
Wow!
Hahaha, Foo Fighter's was great. And I learnt a valuable lesson I will carry with me for life.
Old men should ALWAYS wear shirts.
Anywhooo... it was awesome!! All sweaty, and loud, and getting our feet munched!
hahahha
yea so, Lucy was meant to meet us at the gym today but, she didnt show up.
Why Lucy? Why?
OHHHH well it's my bedtime

bye

2005-11-25T15:13:00.000-08:00

WE"RE OFF TO FOO FIGHTERS BYEEEE

Shoppetty shop shop

2005-11-24T13:21:00.000-08:00

Hey peeps
I'm at Lucy's house right now, she is making herself look BEAUTIFUL because we are going into town to do some hardcore shopping. Omg I'm gay, shut up Keely.
Lucy actually has a really nice keyboard it is nice to type on!
Hahahahaha, we are gonna go her her a job because she is a bum and is confident at answering the phone haha. We're going to digipoll were all you do is ring people and ask them if they would like to take a part in a survey over the phone, and I bet you don't even have to conduct the survey, coz who over the age of 100 has time and can be bothered taking part in a survey? I mean, even if I am sitting on the couch doing shit all and bored out of my brain I'm s-hang on Lucys screaming brb- ok well we have to go -- yuk I feel sick argh, Lucy does smell good though!
hahaha well we are off!!
Catcha later frm both of us!
XOXOXOXOOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXOOXOOX

This is the first day of my holidays...

2005-11-23T15:52:00.000-08:00

Holidaaaays!!! Yuss!!! Just one poopy chemistry exam and then they began! Went to burgerking after with em and joanna and sophie. (yes they were, but thats how i found out bout the ryan/gina thing ERLACK!!!) And 'Club Tropicana" kept playing on the stereo which i take as a sign that these hols are gonna be o for awesome! Lau and Kee are at the gym right now, aren't they gymtastic?? I thought about going... but then i thought NAH. I don't wanna get all sweaty and puffy on the FIRST DAY OF THE HOLIDAYS. It defeats the purpose. Plus i'm lazy, though i do feel like i've walked the whole of hamilton today.

Poopy

2005-11-22T20:30:00.000-08:00

Howdy Homiezzzz

Guess what.... my exams are over...!!! I am free, to do what I want, any ol time....

This really cracks me up! WHO DOES THAT?!?! HONESTLY?! hahaha

In Uzzer News...

2005-11-21T17:57:00.000-08:00

I love the libertines again. I was listening to their album while i was trying to study last weekend and... yea still love them. Ah it BREAKS MY LIL HEART they're not together anymore, and i'll never get to see them live! Boo! If only Pete wasn't a complete junkie, and didn't break into carls house and steal all his stuff, and run away from that thai rehab monestery... "Oh what became of the likely lads" etc I'll tell you what. Petes got a new band called babyshambles and is shagging kate moss and carl has a band called dirty pretty things. Babyshambles is OK. I like fuckforever better each time i hear it, but i still like the libertines stuff best. But i get a little annoyed when people dis pete for being a junkie fuck. I mean it's true but STILL. Especially when it's that dick from the darkness. Pete can so write songs! Unlike you, loser, your band was a funny joke for a while but it's got old, so GIVE UP. grrr. anyhoo what du u think? we dont get no comments no more and its SAD.

Exams Are (almost) Dunny Dun Dun

2005-11-21T17:18:00.000-08:00

History exam is O-V-E-R. Only one squitty little chemistry exam tomorrow morning and i'm free! I am FOR REALZ, people. Which means by about 10 0 clock tomorrow i'm ON HOLIDAYS. Doing a little dance right now. Are you? Anyhoo to celebrate we are going to the foo fighters concert this weekend! Does foo rhyme with poo for a reason? Guess we'll just have to find out, won't we? Ok they aren't my favourite band. And they aren't my tenth favourite band. Ok they're not in my top 100... but you know what? I say boo to all the haters out there (me and keely) because beggars can't be choosers and you have to TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET when you live in New Zealand miles away from civilisation. And we can get Foo fighters. Anyway it's gonna be heaps of sweaty people jumping up and down to loud music so i can't really complain.
So Yay saturday yay! I actually can't wait

Just for Lucy

2005-11-20T13:46:00.000-08:00

This is for you Lucy,
Just coz I'm such a nice friend...

Are you excited to see it?
I'm doing the whole suspense thing...

ITS BETTY CROCKER!!
Whoop Whoop!

BIG DAY OUT

2005-11-19T15:09:00.000-08:00

I nearly wrote "nig" day out up there, see what studying Black Civil Rights does to you.
Anyways check out how flash I am!!
What a computer geek!
Hahaha actually I just stole it off Caja Negras site! :o
Thanks guys! :p
Oh yea I'm talking about our chat window thing! Isnt it coool
Yeah so Lucy got her Big Day Out ticket the bitch!
I'm hoping to get mine for xmas... pleeeease mum...

BIG DAY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-11-16T07:43:00.000-08:00

AHHHHHHHHHH i should be getting ready for the english exam this morning but WHO CARES???? MORE BDO ANNOUNCEMENTS>>>

THE GO! TEAM; OH MY GOD this is one of my FAVE bands i am SOOOOO excited!!!!!! they are sooooooo awesome can't wait to see them live AH!

THE SNEAKS!!!!! This is my utter FAVOURITE nz band at the mo. i KNEW theyd come!!!!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

THE SUBWAYS!!! i actualy hvnt heard THATR much of these guys but what i have heard is cooooool. they wer gnna play glastonbury this year but their stage got rained on or something

and then lotsa djs i dnt know. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

I CAN'T WAIT!

I always forget the title.... You're So Vain!

2005-11-15T18:06:00.000-08:00

You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye on the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and...
You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain, i'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? don't you?
You had me several years ago when i was still quite naive
Well you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and...
Well i hear you went up to saratoga and your horse naturally won
Then you flew your lear jet up to nova scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and...

Thats one of my favourite movies that is...
I love Kate Hudson, like in Almost Famous...
But Raising Helen?!?!
Good god what was she thinking?!?!?!?!

Ya or Nah?

2005-11-14T15:53:00.000-08:00

I can't stop watching this video. I think it might be because of that bit where julian says "uh yea, i guess." hottest video moment of the year? It's not as good as the new whitestripes vid though for the denial twist. I love that song. I wanna make music vids! what a fun, fun job.

2005-11-14T14:23:00.000-08:00

This is a prawn
Prawn salad... yummy yummy
Sooooo, Foo Fighter's is in two weeks and we still haven't found out who the support act is going to be.
What if we don't even get a support act???!?
Oversea's they are getting bands like Weezer, Kaiser Cheifs, Oasis...
I would go JUST for the support.
In fact I would probably just go watch the support then leave.
Im not big into Foo Fighters, I would MUCH rather see any of those bands....
But anyways, lets just hopeit's not going to be Zed or Elemeno P

This is Lucy looking like THE DEVIL hahaha, this was at a lil concert thingy, battle of the bands maybe?
I don't think it was very good coz we were more interested in baby gummy bears then the bands, well I was anyways, I love making families!
But yeah, don't you think she looks like someone out of the grudge!!
Its a beautiful thing.
Oh yeah and the vodaphone guy was there... hot.

Stroke with Juicy Juice!

2005-11-14T12:19:00.000-08:00

Just saw the new video for the strokes juicebox. I am still SO DISAPPOINTED with that song. I'ts the bass or something. why batman why why? The videos ok, its got that guy from arrested development in it! but i still can't love that song.

but still... I LOVE THIS BAND! So i'll forgive them.

"what are you wearing? White shoes" LOL

Photos Whoop whoop

2005-11-13T21:30:00.000-08:00

The first pic is T-dawg, Miss Tyrell my nutbar art teacher lying on a desk.
That was a beautiful moment, I'm glad I captured it.
The 2nd photo is the beautiful Lucy, hahaha good times good times
The next one is... oh a guitar lol
And then it's me in Kurt Cobain glasses like my sis!!
If you go onto her blog you'll see we look like twins hahaha

Look Look!!How exciting is this!!
These are photo's taken from my phone and I have an online gallery !!
Whoop Whoop its so exciting.

Kyoo Wa Tsumaranai Desu Ne

2005-11-12T17:58:00.000-08:00

Kyoo wa omishirokunai deshita. Raishu wa shiken desu kara, nihongo o benkyoo shite imasu. benkyoo wa TOTEMO muzukashi desu ne! watashi wa benkyoo sugi deshita kara, atama ga itain desu. sigh. sayonara.

M&Ms are my life

2005-11-12T17:20:00.000-08:00

I had a fight with Lauren the other day, about Sam.
I said that m&ms were better, and she said Sam was.
I won, coz Sam didn't have a lil 'm' on his belly, and he didn't come in six different colours!
ANYWAYS..
I can't find out when the next big day out announcements going to be !!! grrr

Last-Day-Of-Schoolalicious

2005-11-12T13:43:00.000-08:00

Hey yall im back in black! i just wanted to write something to show that im still alive. Yesterday was the LAST DAY OF FITH FORM EVER. Whoop! This means ever wearing uniform again, sitting on the bleachers at assembly and... ok thats it. But its cool a? And we get a ball. Keely missed the last day WOT a slacker. She missed out on getting her shirt scribbled on with vivids, and getting a very hairy hug from sandford. I'm NOT even joking. i couldnt avoid it ok? He attacked many others in the class too. But from now on im just gonna try and block it from my memory. He also made a rocky horror joke when thomas was lying on the desk that i dont even wanna THINK about. But yay no more him for two months! This summer is gonna be SO COOL it's gonna be like a fukn fruju commercial, i cant WAIT for the beach. AND the music! foo fighters in just wot? three weeks? even if i don't like them insanely much, im desperate to see a big live show so it'll be fun. Hey don't you think it's weird that the drummer from foo fighters is completely channeling kurt cobain style-wise? i dunno if its a coincidence or not but in that latest video, the hair and the beardy thing... sick! please stop. Even if it is dave grohls band they are nuthn on nirvana. as he knows i guess. ANYWAY that'll be fun and we might even meet Laurens beau the lovely sammy wammy lol.
Anyway cyers later

ps i REALLY wana see the movie last days anyone wanna come with me? I love those glasses up there

Koo koo koo shoo

2005-11-10T17:54:00.000-08:00

Check out my sister's blogsite.... www.xanga.com/unco_myza
I dunno why the link doesn't work...
It's worth a look check it out... (has hot photo's of me! ahem ahem)

Speaking of Maya here's some photo art she did.
Except for the last one. I took the last one. Hehehehe she's gonna kill me.
In her defence she had just woken up and she hadn't dyed her hair. Lately.
Hahahaha still cracks me up. If you want to see ME looking grumpy or with some hot shorts on... go to her blog... hahahaha

Senior Prizegiving

2005-11-10T11:38:00.000-08:00

My bum hurt, and so did Lucys.
That was the fidgetys 3 hours of my life.
I think I've developed ADD.
I hate watching other people achieve better then me. Haha nah I'm really proud of Lauren... 10th out of the whole fifth form!! Nerd!!! :p
Hahaha love your pics of me Maya... wasn't I a sexy BEAST!!!
That link still won't work, stupid blog.
Here some photos....

What a hot hot family. Hanna is anyways! Brianas such a poser!!!!!! hahaha

The End

2005-11-08T19:11:00.000-08:00

This is the end, Beautiful friend
This is the end, My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again
Can you picture what will be, So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land
Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane, All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah
There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the King's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby
Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold
The west is the best, The west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest
The blue bus is callin' us, The blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you taken' us
The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...I want to...fuck you
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rock, On a blue bus
Doin' a blue rock, C'mon, yeah
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
This is the end, Beautiful friend
This is the end, My only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die
This is the end

Shake your bon bons

2005-11-08T16:23:00.000-08:00

Today was the greatest day of my life.
Apart from the fact we had two assemblies, it was great.
Today was merit award day. Which is a beautiful day. A beautiful day indeed.
GUESS WHAT! For the first time, in my 3 years at Hillcrest High, I got a merit award. Thats right, poor humble Keely got an award! do I hear a WHOOP WHOOP! Hahahahhaha yeeeeeah
It was for improvement of soccer and everyone laughed. OH WELL Lucys being nice and saying that is cos I laughed and looked so funny. But who cares, I'm proud and my mum is proud and thats all that matters.
Anyways, enough with the merit awards.
My sister is in France and just made herself a blog too. What a copy.... I forgive her though, its not on this bloggy thing it's on another one, I'll put a link to it if I can, it has links to photo's of her crazy nights out on the town hahaha.
YAYYAYYAYYAY for the next Big Day Out annoncement which is REALLY SOON!!!!

So far coming is...
The White Stripes
Iggy Pop and the Stooges
Franz Ferdinand
Kings of Leon
The Mars Volta
AFI
Bla bla bla and (mostly gay) NZ bands...

Just a Reminder....

2005-11-07T17:37:00.000-08:00

I believe the children are our future,
Teach them well and let them lead the way,
Show them all the beauty they possess insiiiiiiiideeeeeeee
Give them a seeeeeeeeeense of pride to make it easier,
Let the childrens laughter remind us of how we used to be,

Everbodys searching for a hero,
People need someone to look up to,
I never found anyone who fufilled my neeeeeeeeeds
A loonely plaaaaaaaaaaaaace to be, and so I learnt to depend on ME

I DECIDED LONG AGOOOO NEVER TO WALK IN ANYONES SHADOW,
IF I FAIL, IF I SUCEED AT LEAST I LIVED AS IIIII BELIEVED
no matter what they take from me, they cant take away my diiiiigggggnnittyyyyyyyy

Doesnt that touch your heart???

Haha Yea!

2005-11-06T21:22:00.000-08:00

‘Music should be intimidating and beautiful at the same time,' says Emiliana. 'It should be like falling down on your bum, and not knowing if you should laugh or cry.'

Tea towels are the new ... something

2005-11-06T19:51:00.000-08:00

Look! I found a cool Tea Towel! Do you think i should leave it in his letterbox?!? You know i just might...

Out of Albert St

2005-11-06T19:41:00.000-08:00

Yes Yes the concert was quite fun. What gave me a FRIGHT was that the first band we saw was the people that live across the street from me! It's a small hamilton. i recognised him because the guitarist NEVER CHANGES HIS SHIRT. I know this cause i creepily watch them through the windows. Yes i do that. I watch everyone that goes past. When im bored and can't be botherd moving. That means YOU guy who pretends to be blind, steven, woman who is a runorexic, crazy man who wears a zorro hat to hide his baldness and jumps out of bushes and laughs nastily... wait where was i? O yea stalking. So JUST ON FRIDAY ARVO i was watching through the hall window (creepily) and i saw the people across the road. One was a guy, wearing a green shirt and one of those cute emo haircuts and a faded tea towel with the new zealand flag on it tied around his neck like a cape. He was sitting on a skateboard and being pushed down the road by a girl wearin a camo hat and black tights and sunglasses. And then they stood up with their hands on their hips and it looked like they were looking right at me. Shit, im gonna get 'stop being so creepy' letters in the mail box. But it was alrite they were just staring at cars to scare them it seemed. And then the very next night i see him playing guitar on stage at the meteor! In the same shirt. No tea towel sadly. Even sadlier still their band was called out of africa. Why why? They need a much cooler name than that. bandnames are very important to me. OOOO lets have a competition! Think of the best bandname for them and post it in the comments. fuk thats interactive! still no one would've read this far down... but i can dream. A girl from my old school was in the band too. shes bald now.

im a creep
im a weirdo...
what the hell am i doing here?
i dont belong here

haha no im not all depressed and existential ive just got this song stuck in my head from the post. For all you radiohead fans...

BBBBBBAM BAM BAM

2005-11-06T14:29:00.000-08:00

We went to a lil concert last night, with small local teenage bands from Hamilton. The bands were ok, and there was lotsa crazy dancing. Sorta like what Lucy does in her living room at home. It was a cross between folk dancing, wrestling, and break dancing, and they almost kicked our heads off. But we forgave them because they were cute rock boys.
If you want to destroy my bueno bar.... I have that in my head to the tune of weezers if you want to destroy me sweater...

Hoff hoff hiffy hoofff no loff

2005-11-05T15:15:00.000-08:00

ARGH!! I have tried to show you the wonderful world of Hoffmail 3 times now, but the universe is against me. I surrenderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
argh, I'm gonna go bury myself

Jim my BABY

2005-11-05T15:04:00.000-08:00

My sex God Jim I cnt make these photo's any bigger without making them all wweeeeeeeird

awwww

2005-11-05T14:52:00.000-08:00

Lame, I took a break from studying and put on some cheese toasties to cook (yum!) and then while I was waiting for them to cook I came on here and forgot all about them then I suddenly realised and they are overcooked but amazingly not burnt and just VERY cripsy. But it's nice anyways.
Haha I have the worst reason in the world for not studying... I don't have the pencil I want to use for studying maths hahahha, yeh I could study another subject, or even just use another pencil... but no.
Sorry, boring blog entry....

Boom Boom Boom Boom

2005-11-04T22:49:00.000-08:00

Hey ya. Tomorrow is Guy Faulksarooney so tonight a whole lotta people went to jansen park to watch things explode. The fireworks exploded. The guys threw food (which is what you'd expect from ryan and his mates.) We went back to andys house after a while and ryan wore a bikini so he could swim in her pool. It was very, very disturbing. And yeah that was the night. Maa Maa deshita.

Ola! Holla!

2005-11-03T19:55:00.000-08:00

While we're on the subject of music that rocks your socks, why don't we talk about rod stewart. Sexy bitch.

HA nearly had you for a minute there didn't i! hoo the hilarity. LORDY IM BORDY. can you tell? I'm also in a very very bad mood so i can't post anything that won't sound bitter and twisted so i might just go. what can i do that can stop me wanting to kill the world?? We'll just have to find out won't we.

P.S sorry for taking it out on you Roddy, the small faces were O for Awesome and itchycoo park is a great song. BUT YOUR HAIRS FUNNY AND YOUR FACE IS RED YOU HAVE A BIG MOLE AND YOUR DAUGHTER KIMS UGLY. See what kind of mood i'm in? i should stay away from people for a while.

P.P.S I love argentinians! Argentinians with cool music taste and blogs that is.

Aloha

I see Trees of Green, Red Roses Too...

2005-11-03T16:37:00.000-08:00

The theme of todays pictures is S
At the top here we have a real real bad picture of the Sex Pistols
Next we have a really cute picture of the Shins I put that for you Lucy.
Then it's Semisonic, who are such cute lil nerdys who make such relaxing music and I wuv dem!
Thhhhhhhen it is a really hot picture of the Strokes, if I do say so myself, they've got their hair in that it's-wet-and-dishelved-and-I-don't-own-a-brush-and-don't-care kinda look. And Julian also has his shirt ripped open a lil bit, like he's been with Lucy in the bathroom and got caught.

Where is the love..?

2005-11-03T16:11:00.000-08:00

I know I sound like a sad Black Eyed Peas song, but seriously?
I'll tell you where it is, it's in America with all the hot movie stars! Can you believe Katie Holmes is pregnant, to the monster of Tom Cruise. You've convinced me Lucy, I did a lil research into scientology Tessa styles, and OMG! Let the poor woman scream for gods sake! So after birth yeeeeah, the baby will be sweet, with no trauma, but the poor mummy, she'll be absoulutey screwed.
Anyways, my mommy screamed and I turned out just dandy. The same can't be said for Lucy....
Actually getting back to the subject of love, my profile has had 56 view i think and Lucy's has only had 46, this is probably because frisbee is cool and lots of people have that interest in common. SHAME LUCY!!!! SHAME! FRISBEE IS COOL!
ANYWAYS!!!!
Moving right along, I would just like to recommend the new fresh 'n fruity yoghurts, 'lite strawberry and cheesecake' now I'm not a big fan of cheesecake but these are YUM!! Better the salami sticks anyways!
Oh my giddy aunt, Justin Timberlake is launching his own fashion clothing line, as if we needed another celeb to do that! Hahahaha who was releasing a cock frangrance again?
OH YEAH! No one, we made it up sorry to get you all excited. We thought that if Marilyn Manson released his own frangrance it would be cock flavoured hahaha.
Haha, I should probably not write a blog while I'm reading MTV news...
WHERES MY PHOTO!! LUUUUUUCY can you show me how to work this stupid blog please I HATE IT!

Whats the Boondocks you ask?
I dunno but it's cute!

B-B-B-Benny And The Jets

2005-11-02T21:31:00.000-08:00

WELL, i was sitting there all innocent-like, watching that proclaimers song and guess who popped up on the screen!? GUESS! Johnny Depp! The J-Meister himself. My sister Tessa was like; "that was johnny depp behind that bush" and i was like; "Girrrl, you on crack?" and she was like "nah," and i was like "hey yeah that was him, spinning those dinner plates on poles!" and so it was. True story! And then we danced around to "500 miles" and every time i tried to hug and kiss johnnys face on the tv screen it would just flick back to the OUTRAGEOUSLY blonde and bespectacled lead singer of the proclaimers. Don't you hate that? So to sum up, Johnny depp was in a film called benny and joon in 1993, and i must see it before i die, and the proclaimers are from scotland. Just like the caretaker from the simpsons. But blonde. And in a band. Bai bai

Rich In Milk!

2005-11-02T20:42:00.000-08:00

Do you know what i love right now? KINDER BUENO BARS. I'm not even kidding, they are a WORLD of goodness. No. 1 on my list of top 20 chocolate bars. Maybe you could even say... TOP OF THE CHOCS!!!! Hmm that was lame wasnt it. Oh well ther just good ok? and i haven't even been payed to say that. At the moment chocolates the only bright spark in a gruesome existence. In case you didnt already know, exams are poop! I haven't actually got round to studying YET but when i do i know it will be just awful. Luckily the dairy is just two minutes walk away...
I'm sure marcie, jason and the rest lurve the kinder bueno as well. Aaaaaall the cool kids do. Bai!

Lulu? lost in the sky?

2005-11-02T19:41:00.000-08:00

Where is Lucy? Has she got lost in translation? haha get it? Thats a pun, I'm studing english at the moment sorry.
Anyways, so here's what happened today.
The smelly boys who hang around near me, and are the biggest wankers in the world maybe? If you know a bigger wanker then Ryan Brewer, do share because we would love to introduce them. Maybe they can have an annual wanker meeting or something? Or set up a twelve step I'm-the-biggest-wanker-ever-and-have-no-friends-but-I'm-getting-lonely-and-would-like-to-stop-being-a-wanker-to-make-some-friends. Maybe that would make him less horny too. I don't know.
Sorry Lucy for loosing the code name, but I don't think anyone will beat us up for hating him, "he is a big wanker" they will say.
Anyways, back to the story, so the boys obscene smell was wafting over, then all of a sudden it stopped. And I looked over shocked.
The boys have been having waterfights with the 4th formers for days now, but today it seemed they were getting bored of it and they turned on each other. I know! They are like animals!
And yeah, the smell was washed off them by them getting soaked through by each other, and some losers who sit with me, I'm sorry Stephen, Laurenzo, Amazon, but waterfights are LAME, especially with RYAN for gods sake.

A Lane in Spain

2005-11-01T19:16:00.000-08:00

¡Hoy era tan caliente! ¡Casi sudé fuera de mis ropas y zapatos! ¡el phew!!I acaba de falsificar bronceado, y voy a decir Lucy que es natural y esperanzadamente ella nunca calculará fuera de cómo traducir esto así que ella nunca sabrá! haha.Yay que medios que puedo también decir... ¡COLORES DE LUCY! ¡Como los melocotones, honesto, no soy ese medio! ¡Usted puebla hacia fuera allí con las mentes sucias, usted debe estar avergonzado de ustedes mismos!!
Thats right guys.
I learnt SPANISH!!! Well actually I didn't and I'm not going to tell you how I wrote that. But I thought now that we have spanish readers, well people who speak spanish.. I would write some stuff in spanish and its REALLY FUN!! I don't know how good it is though, it's probably just gibble gabble, like I lick my toes or something, but heres hoping!!
Anyways, there's nothing really else to say! But I'll leave you with a picture.

Thats my love-of-my-life JIM MORRISON, look at that sexy beast...s top it now, hes mine, no seriously leave him alone! STOP STROKING THE SCREEN! STOP! I'm sorry my brain hurts from studying I'll go now.

Mary jo has bigger problem then heartbrake. She has piles.

2005-10-31T20:14:00.000-08:00

Poor Poor Mary-Jo. We all know what that feels like, well Lucy does anyways.
By the way, I would like to introduce a new character into the panoply of our lives, we'll call her Lactating Lulu. HAHAHA I'm JOKING! Hilarious.
Yes so turns out that I have 11 library books overdue, this may be because of the amount of times I go to the library a year (2 at most, and only to return Jessa's Tamora Pierce books)(whoops, that was a secret sorry!) I don't know how the system works. But Lucy THOUGHT she did and told me I would have to pay around $50 in fines. so I'm like OH MY FUCKING GOD! I might as well have just brought the books. But it was all ok, because it turns out Lucy is very bad at maths and only goes to the library as much as me, and usually with me.
So it's alllll ok because it's only costing me $11 which is still heaps for RENTED BOOKS but a relief from $50!!
Story of my life.

And then he said OW

2005-10-31T17:19:00.000-08:00

Happy Halloween bitches! wanna hear my scary moment of the day? Sandford sat on a chair backwards, and, um, SAT ON HIMSELF. And then he said ow. And then i felt sick because the last thing i ever want to heard mentioned is Sandfords balls. And then he said "i really should stop straddling things." True story. If you knew Sandford you would know just how scary that is. Almost as scary as THE AMITYVILLE HORROR! Ok so i get scared by lame horror movies? Gotta problem with that huh? Movies are always scary when the good guy turns evil, and little ghosts and bodies keep popping up all the time when you don't expect it. SCARY SHEET! Even more scary was that the girl playing kathy was ANGEL FROM HOME AND AWAY!! Thats right. I'm such a fountain of knowledge.

Anyhoo enjoy getting lollies off old people tonight if thats your thing, and if not, watch desperate housewives like me!
Sayonara!

Lucy is being a BLOG HOG!

2005-10-30T19:28:00.000-08:00

Shes crazy!!

Anywhooooo
I'm drinking lemon water because apparently it helps you loose weight, also it tastes yummy, I have a thing for lemons, and also jellybeans, if you wanna be my friend bring me jellybeans, I'm easy to please!!
I think you will find there is a link to Sanfords Blog from our blog now, so you my lovely readers can find out just how much of a weener he is, for yourselves. (and I think you will find he is a very big weener, who doesn't have a weener) te he

Hogs Belong in Hell

2005-10-30T14:02:00.000-08:00

Here's a lil poem I wrote, it's called the most annoying laugh in the worl d,

The Most Annoying Laugh in the World

Hurricane Katrina,

is a big weener,

sounds like a hyeena,

looks like a frog,

smells like a hog,

Katrina burn in hell

I know, I know, it's beautiful.

Oh my LORDY

2005-10-30T01:30:00.000-08:00

Oh deeary deeary me!!!
OKKKKKAY before I tell you what thats all about you first have to hear a lil love story, I'll call it

Sanford and Kelly-Ann

Ok, well once upon a time there were two very bored girls called Keely and Ester were very very bored so they decided to txt Sanford and pretend to be Kelly-Ann his devoted ginger lover.

The End

It was very mean yes, but very funny also, so it seems Sanford found out as his MSN name is "Deceived"

WATCH OUT FOR THIS MAN

2005-10-29T19:03:00.000-07:00

Joe???

Joes An ANGRY MAN!

2005-10-29T19:00:00.000-07:00

"Hey Joe Where You Going With That Gun In Your Hand? " Yeah Joe where ARE you going? To shoot his old lady thats where! Shocker! And you know what, I never noticed it before, but the song "Hey Joe" by Jimi Hendrix, is like the EXACT same story as "Joes Head" by Kings of Leon. The moral of the story is; never cheat on a guy named Joe coz he'll get very, very annoyed. Still, whos called joe anymore anyway? No one, so you dont really have to worry bout it.

Why Why Why?

2005-10-29T10:57:00.000-07:00

Hey, how ya'll doing? Oh god theres a really huge fat blow fly buzzing fatly around GAG ME WITH A SPOON. If it touches me i will surely die. I hate blowflys. You know what i also hate? Jack White thinking about advertising coke! What?!? Jack White and Coca-Cola. It blows my mind! ElemenoP advertising kfc i can definitly cope with. But this...
ANYWAY me and my sister Jessa found the funniest blog IN THE WORLD. Its called www.mikesabigjerk.blogspot.com go there! and substitute each mike word for Sandford or Ryan. Its hilarious.

It Came Out Of Nowhere And Hit Me On The Boob!

2005-10-27T17:42:00.000-07:00

No i lied. It came out of Ryans hand and IT was a waterbomb. And Keely thinks SHES got problems! I was walking home afterschool in the afternoon sunshine when Ryan and his lame mates pulled up in their car and threw it at me. I felt like an extra on Dennis the Menace for gods sake. Kee is not wrong when she says they're all like 10 year old boys. All they needed was the slingshot and the overalls. So that annoyed me. But on the bright side me and kee are going to the Rocky Horror Picture Show Tonight! And thats gonna be fun fun fun. And i promise i won't write a looong boooring review of it like a certain Sandford we've mentioned might. Do our thousands of dear readers want a link to his EXCRUCIATING blog? Comment if you do. But dont all jump at once. Besides, then You'll find out his real name and he'll come and beat us up. Hahahaha not! Hes a flea. A big huge hairy flea who loves himself to bits. Anyhoo im sik of this. See yers laters! I wanna swim

merhffff

2005-10-27T17:14:00.000-07:00

Its been a hot sweaty and grumpy day.
I have a headache from the sun and I'm feeling a lil lil lil bit stressed out from exams and its my friends birthday tommorow and I haven't got her a present yet eeek! My internet just disconnected it always does that for no reason stupid thing.
It was a beautiful day today and I did enjoy the sun but it made my poor delicate eyes water and I got grumpy and suddenly everything was annoying. Luckily for Jackass we didn't have history, but I heard he cried anyway. He's a fucked up individual from a fucked up family. They are hardcore christians who hate gays. They're all anal if you ask me.
Uh, ok sooo I hate most of the people I hang out with at lunchtimes so me and a few friends I DO like found a new spot, but then they brought all they're friends and soon all the people I moved to get away from are sitting with me again. Urgh, guess I'll be relocating again, I guess its really mean, but come on... I shouldn't have to hang out with people I don't want to, at lunchtimes it's a CHOICE of who you hang out with, and I'm CHOOSING not to hang out with these people. Just sometimes it's not all the time, but today I was getting annoyed, they were being really immature and it fucked me off.
Also... why are the boys at my school such retards. That's a generalisation.. why are boy's at my school- in my form- such retards???
They act like they are 10. Bleugh.
Aw this has been a really mean blog entry.
I love Lucy!! That cheers it up.
haha oh yeah do you feel like a rainbow just exploded inside?

Sorry homies, must jet until next time...

Is Frisbee The Shiznee? O Hell No!

2005-10-25T21:59:00.000-07:00

Hi Everybody! Well hi Keely anyway, since we're the only ones who actually READ this blog but you know... Im Lucy the other hot 16 yr old girl. I really dont know what to say and i know everybody says this but its TRUE. Nobody apparently likes to hear me ramble on about how weird the kfc in Taipara is so im lost really. I could rave on about how lame frisbee is in pe? It was lame. Cracks me up how the teachers get so into it, but what cracks me up more is how often Perry-Ling falls over. Honestly like 5 times! Playing frisbee. Makes me laugh. Anyhoooo im gnna go eat some lasagna. nxt entry will be better! Toodloo!

Yay New Blog

2005-10-25T01:01:00.000-07:00

This blog will follow the exciting and intrepid journey's of two nieve 16 year oldsas they take on the world!!
Hahaha well we can't guarentee that it will always be exciting, but we can guarentee lots of aggravated bitching about people you (hopefully) won't know. We may resort to code names to avoid being beaten up!
We'd like to start with Sandford, he's a nasty piece of work!!
I'd like to begin with his 'spottyness' . Now I know that's something that comes with adolescence but his are gross and EVERYWHERE and red and big and EVERYWHERE and he pops them in class and just thinking about it now makes me want to spew! They are also hidden in the wilderness of his hairy back, I wouldn't be surpised to find a comb in there, or maybe even a piece of toast with peanut butter on it, who knows, maybe even a siamese twin.
He also has a hairy chest which potrudes and peeks over the collar of his uniform... bleugh.
If you know anyone as disgusting as this please let us know by commenting we'd love to hear people who also feel like spewing as they sit in history.

more on the next entry....